Profile #1 Plar

Meet Plar. Reverently referred to as The Polar One, Plar is the deity of ice and snow. To reflect his infinite power and wisdom he is credited as Executive Producer and owner of all Bear & Beyond projects. And naturally gets the first profile on the site.

Plar’s mother was clubbed to death by a fur hunter. His father disappeared around the same time. Since then he has travelled the Earth in search of a home. His powers are matched only by his unreasonable desire to be the centre of all attention. Plar is best thing ever, and don’t even think otherwise or else you’ll find yourself encased in a block of ice.

You may think Plar sounds like a tyrant or egocentric, but he is in fact a very playful and innocent young polar bear. While he may resemble a cub, he maintains the position that he is older than time itself. Aside from a few delusions of grandeur (“I built the Eiffel Tower”), Plar is very down to Earth. He also achieved a medical degree from the Polar University - despite his unnatural interest in transplanting root vegetables into people’s bodies.

Due to Plar’s unique nature he often fears for his safety. Many would like to cage and examine him. So he maintains a constant penguin entourage as bodyguards; they don’t mind the cold. It also makes him look important.

There are a great many mysteries that revolve around Plar. They will be tackled in due course. When it comes to deities, at least you know where you stand with The Polar One. On shaky ground. So it’s best to just shut up and get in line to worship him.