Profile #5 Big Bluey
February 14, 2008
Big Bluey is currently a practicing megalomaniac. His facility is positioned somewhere off of Route 64; it’s exact
location is only known to UPS, for the delivery of weaponry and scientific equipment. UPS maintain such a high level of data protection that even some of their clients have been hypnotised to forget their own address. The government has had little luck in halting Bluey’s operation for world domination. However, Bluey’s schemes are yet to actually accomplish much. His reliance on a rabble of henchbears and second rate (often struck off) scientists has done little other than create a loafing commune for the intellectually challenged.
Despite his misguided methodology, Bluey has grand plans. Or at the very least delusions of grandeur. Although, when considering his past successes, perhaps his sights are not set too high. He was a champion boxer at college, and later manager of his own business; a joint venture in street sweeping with some other bears including Chune. However, Bluey was always more interested in results than the process of achievement, and with it the business soon became a front for some of Bluey’s more underhand shortcuts. Some found the whole situation intolerable and left, while Chune and Blotch (you’ll meet him later) were sucked into what would eventually become Bluey’s first facility and bid for world domination.
As Bluey’s power and influence grew, he became ever more detacheed from reality. Even turning on his former partner Chune; deeming him too stupid to remain in any way in charge (he may have had a point though), and then forcibly demoted him to Henchbear status. To further serve his ego Bluey agreed to have the comic Bear Zero made to chronicle his campaigns against, well, everything. Although there is said to be some friction as all Bluey’s old war stories end in world domination, but that hasn’t actually happened yet. So something’s not quite right. Nevertheless, promise him a new chemical refinery and he’s suddenly sweet as pie.


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