Profile #4 Parkwell Cleary

Some of you will have seen me before presenting the FAB News bulletins in previous posts. What you won’t know is that I’m also the editor for everything that goes on this blog. The only reason every post has ‘The Polar One’ at the bottom is out of respect for him, and because he’ll turn us all to snow if we don’t do what he wants. It’s a win-win scenario, where Plar (The Polar One) wins twice.

As for myself, I enjoy keeping up with current affairs; hence my job in journalism. FAB News is an abbreviation for Fabricate News. Fabricate being the collective term for our species, which others call ’soft toys’. Like all good journalists I value objectivity, justice, freedom of information, and really loud ties. Unfortunately, I can’t wear the ties as I’m told they interfere with our cameras. One day I hope to earn the highest accolade in journalism, a Wurlitzer Prize.

In case you were wondering, I am a hedgehog, and like to think that makes me independent of bear-centric attitudes. There is much rivalry between bears and pengs (penguins) for the limelight, as I’ve no doubt will become more noticeable once Bear and Beyond releases it’s first proper show. Yes, it’s all in the pipeline. I’ll let you get back to your browsing now.